bucket list for life

☼= accomplished

1. piss people off at wal-mart
2. buy a new video game
3. visit the mall
4. buy thongs
5. go swimming
6. get a tattoo
7. get nose peirced/bellybutton
8. get kicked out of the mall
9. meet new boys
10. have a picnic
11. make beads
12. go to a concert
13. attend warped tour
14. buy a dildo off the internet
15. sell the dildo at a yard sale
16. throw a dildo at a man
17. buy a box of condoms
18. make fake sperm
19. toilet paper someone's house w/ condoms filled with fake sperm
20. glue condom to little sister's face like a mustache
21. become a tattoo artist
22. earn money by playing guitar
23. sell lemonade
24. get guitar lessons
25. drive everywhere
26. get a car
27. drop little sister off at the dump
28. visit a homeless shelter
29. visit an animal shelter in a dog suit
30. attend a rave
31. set a new trend
32. get caught by the dog catcher
33. make people think your insane
34. arrest a cop
35. get pulled over walking
36. get a jaywalking ticket
37. obtain cop suit preferably male
38. hit on a cop
39. flash someody
40. give random person a wedgie
41. dance in the rain in a bikini
42. recieve money from someone online
43. try to fly out of a tree
44. get something for free
45. dross dress at the mall
46. dress like a nerd at the mall
47. drive to wyoming and back in a day
48. fly in a dog kennel
49. sing show tunes at the mall
50. obtain banana sit and gorilla suit
51. visit the mall in above suits and chase eachother
52. make sex noises in public
53. take pictures in a photo booth
54. stand in front of a fan at a store and make super model poses
55. hide under the covers at dillard's
56. stalk someone without getting the police called
57. become a sexual predator
58. put doll in car seat and drive with it on top of car
59. buy coffee in salt lake
60. get kicked out of a restaurant
61. have a food fight at a 5 star restaurant
62. visit the zoo
63. chase people with a stick when they walk by
64. chase mailman barking
65. have a light saber war with 5+ people
66. have a costume party
67. walk 6+ dogs
68. go skydiving
69. own a hamster for a day
70. dress like a hooker
71. swim in a puddle
72. buy another bird
73. visit pet stores in a dog costume and bark at the dogs for sale
74. sit at vet's office in dog costume
75. wear 1 color every day
76. make an outfit out of duct tape
77. get kicked out of movies other than being noisy
78. rent a rated R movie ☼
79. do the gallon challenge
80. make a music video